iSurvive 🏢
The only toolkit that understands your daily struggle between "I need this job" and "I can't take this anymore"
"If you're reading this at work, you're already using it correctly."
- Every Vietnamese office worker, probably crying in the toilet stall
🎯 Today's Motivation:
"Your salary comes on the 25th.
Everything else is just noise."
LunchHa
The eternal question solver
"Trưa nay ăn gì?" - Solved since 1975
💡 Because bún bò is always the answer... until it's not
NeMeeting
Professional escape artist toolkit
When "Synergy" makes you want to cry
💡 "Em có việc gia đình ạ" - Generator Pro Max
NoCoffee
Professional debt collection system
"Mày nợ tao từ Tết!" - Digital Edition
💡 Because friendship ends at 45,000 VND (Highlands price)
Trốn Team Building
Strategic absence planner
"Mandatory Fun" avoidance system
💡 Your grandma can only die so many times a year
🗣️ Real Reviews from Real Survivors
Nguyễn Văn A
Senior Excel Warrior
"Used NeMeeting 3 times this week. Boss thinks I'm very busy. Still employed. 10/10."
Trần Thị B
Professional Meeting Survivor
"LunchHa saved my relationship with my colleagues. We no longer fight about phở vs bún."
Lê Văn C
Chief Coffee Officer
"NoCoffee helped me collect 500k VND in coffee debts. Now I can afford... more coffee!"
⚠️ SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING
• Excessive use of iSurvive may lead to actual happiness at work
• Side effects include: increased productivity, better lunch decisions, and successful meeting escapes
• Not responsible for any promotions resulting from your newfound efficiency
• Your boss might also be using this app. Trust no one.
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(but in a productive way)
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